Government signals

When wolves sniff their genitals then someone is going to be made pregnant.

Easy does it

You can't cook soufflés with a blowtorch.

Contemplating rumination

It's okay to ruminate if you defecate regularly and try new pastures.

The privilege of corruption

If you get obsessed with the spectres of "privilege" then you will never realise you're really being haunted by systemic corruption.

The colours of political parties

It doesn't matter what colour the yoke across my back is because I can't see it, I can only feel it weighing me down.

The whims of leaders

A drunken king calls for beheadings when his hangover is the most sour.